Curse

Underworld Calling · Aug 02, 2006, 12:44 AM // 00:44

208. you ask what's max damage for a sword
209. you ask what's max damage for a bow
210. you ask what's max damage for a axe
211. you ask what's max damage for a hammer
212. you ask what's max damage for a wand/staff
213. you mechant a perfect storm bow after coming back from farming (guilty)
214. you are using a starter weapon in FoW/UW
215. you say "best dancer in game (me) LFG for mission and wonder why people don't take you

LiamR · Aug 02, 2006, 12:46 AM // 00:46

208. You are a kurzick. =D

LordDeArnise · Aug 02, 2006, 05:22 AM // 05:22

217. You try to tank your Ele in a Massive PvP battle, and you forgot to bring your AoE's.
218. You simply get owned in 5 seconds, and your team gets collared in less than 1 minute. "Ooo, look at me, I collared this bad GW player...now I get to...blah blah blah."

Sli Ander · Aug 02, 2006, 06:39 AM // 06:39

219.You carry around Shield of Regen instead of Shield of Judgement and wonder why the bad guys aren't falling down(happened like 5 min ago)

Plushie Penguin · Aug 02, 2006, 08:13 AM // 08:13

220. You post in this topic

221. You don't post in this topic

Guillaume De Sonoma · Aug 02, 2006, 08:23 AM // 08:23

222. You say l-o-l into vent

Sli Ander · Aug 02, 2006, 08:38 AM // 08:38

223.Your group likes you better when your dead.
224.Your group force quits on you because of the stupid things you say while dead.

Cebe · Aug 02, 2006, 09:10 AM // 09:10

225. You tell the group 10 seconds into the mission that you're the only one worth healing.
226. You're a monk who quits out of a mission 3 mins in, when it looks like too many people are losing too much health.

Divinitys Creature · Aug 02, 2006, 08:08 PM // 20:08

227: You think you need real players and vent to beat Elona Reach :P (not guilty)

Stockholm · Aug 02, 2006, 08:21 PM // 20:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by extra bacon

202. you say "NO TALK TO GOST!!" at the start of FoW even though the game is more than 15 months old.

228. When You presume everyone started when you did

extra bacon · Aug 02, 2006, 09:12 PM // 21:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stockholm

228. When You presume everyone started when you did

229. ok well presuming you just started playing the game, yet you take charge of elite mission areas, such as FoW, and go around ordering more experienced players on what to do and what not to do.

Plushie Penguin · Aug 02, 2006, 09:19 PM // 21:19

230. You create a paradox

Li Tian · Aug 02, 2006, 10:16 PM // 22:16

great thread

231. you join an iway group saying you can play and then ask what is IWAY?
232. you join a spike group and then ask what skill is spike...
233. you rush an iway group and start killing their pets...
234. you make a pve ele and use a sword even though your second prof is not sword based
235. despite what you have chosen as a profession you use other profession weapons wands etc...because they look cool
236. you do pvp but dont bring rez...
237. you arm your war with a sword and ask why eviscerate doesnt work when mission has started
238. you ask to see everyones weapons, armour etc...
239. you bid for a green and then say no thanks its req 9...too high
240. you ask in pre-searing I thought level 20 was max, i am level 11 but cant see how i can progress further
241. you ask how come i only got 35gp from merchant for green kanaxi axe I thought it was rare
242. you ask for a run from market place to kaening, despite people telling you that it can be walked you continue to ask for a run
243. you blame your poor play on lag
244. you go afk
245. you say you went afk because a relative was sick
246. you put down frozen soil as your own side in pvp starts dying
247. you join a skill cap group, then when you have your skill, you leave
248. you start talking about your team mates but use team chat instead of pm
249. when people tell you, you cant sell your own armour, you ask how you get your 15k back?
250. you actually press alt+F4 when people suggest it will boost morale etc...

sadly all of these I have seen happen...

Sli Ander · Aug 02, 2006, 10:46 PM // 22:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Li Tian

great thread

250. you actually press alt+F4 when people suggest it will boost morale etc...

LMAO
251. Your team is always encouraging you to use Charm Animal on Glint, Rotscale, etc.

Commander Ryker · Aug 02, 2006, 10:53 PM // 22:53

252. You go in to TOPK while you're at work.

253. You go afk, when the team gets to the last level of TOPK and don't show up til the end, so it looks like your leeching.

254. You get mad and swear at people when they call you a leecher and say, "some of us have a job you know".

This actually happened.

duverga · Aug 02, 2006, 11:37 PM // 23:37

255. You're still trying to beat Dragon's Throat so you can move on to the next storyline mission.

Platinum Agent · Aug 03, 2006, 12:17 AM // 00:17

256. When you put down Frozen Soil once you're team is dead and then wonder why you can't res them.
257. When you think that Frozen Soil affects only the other team.
258. When you join a saccer group then ask who gets sacked (Some loser actually did that in my group).
259. When you aggro everything in one room of the Deep and bring it back to the team and blame them for not being ready (Happened to me too...Screw that guy).
260. When you ask others why you only got 1 gold for a Black Dye at a merchant.

just rude · Aug 03, 2006, 12:39 AM // 00:39

261. "It' has got to the be the build we are running in GvG.", " I Iway all the time in halls and I win."

Bane of Worlds · Aug 06, 2006, 10:31 PM // 22:31

262. You do not know how to use a cookie cutter build

263. You thought minipets attacked in combat

Opeth11 · Aug 06, 2006, 10:58 PM // 22:58

264 - When a Mergoyle from Old Ascalon outdamages your heals (and you're a monk).
265 - You pick up a gear or keg of some sort and wonder why your +30 health mod on the sword no longer works.